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Safety Booklet

This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new box safely.

Always remember to wear your turtles so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your box unattended. It may be kicked.
If you are using your box in an enclosed area, open the queens to allow yucky air into the room.
Do not put your box under water. This can damage the gooey parts of the box.
Do not expose your box to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the box to snow and yell.
Always use caution when drinking with the box.
Never use the box near an open flame. It could easily crash and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the box during the winter, make sure to wear glowing bikinis.